<?xml version="1.0" encoding="us-ascii"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><channel><lastBuildDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:08:23 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="http://www.fwicki.com/rss/showens22/Misc-NET" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><ttl>24</ttl><title>Misc .NET</title><link>http://www.fwicki.com/fwickis/showens22/Misc-NET</link><description>General .NET info</description><generator>Fwicki.Com - Fwicki Feed Generator</generator><language>en-us</language><image><url>http://www.fwicki.com/images/ui/feed-link.jpg</url><title>Fwicki - RSS Feed Management</title><link>http://www.fwicki.com/fwickis/showens22/Misc-NET</link><description>Fwicki - RSS Feed Management</description><width>44</width><height>45</height></image><item><title>TimeSnapper 3.2: What are you afraid of?</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/ts32_andfear.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/ts32_andfear.asp949</guid><description>&lt;a href="http://TimeSnapper.com"&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/web-application-stats_th.png" alt="this image was a work in progress that atli sent me -- the final release is slightly more polished" style='float:right; border:0px solid #FFF;'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;We've just put out &lt;a href='http://TimeSnapper.com'&gt;TimeSnapper 3.2&lt;/a&gt; to help analyse your online life.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;TimeSnapper has always helped you understand (and replay) the time you spend with local applications, but we've never performed deep analysis of the time &lt;em&gt;within&lt;/em&gt; any particular program.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;But because browsers are worlds unto themselves, we now give them special attention and give you more details (via reports) about what sites are capturing your attention.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Internet Explorer, Firefox and Google Chrome are watched carefully, so you can get a clearer picture of where all your time really went. (Sorry Opera and Safari, it's &lt;a href='http://sadtrombone.com'&gt;sad trombone&lt;/a&gt; time for you.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;As usual, a whole bunch of improvements made it out along with the main new feature. Check the &lt;a href='http://www.timesnapper.com/ReleaseNotes.aspx'&gt;release notes&lt;/a&gt; for details.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh and we've &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;reduced the price again&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. Instead of the usual $39.95, we've dragged it &lt;a href='http://TimeSnapper.com/Purchase.aspx'&gt;down to $24.95&lt;/a&gt;. This is a happier price I think.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style='margin-right:25px;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://TimeSnapper.com'&gt;&lt;div style="height:72px;width:220px;cursor:hand;cursor:pointer;padding-left:67px;padding-top:25px;font-weight:bold;font-size:1.2em;margin-left:10px;text-decoration:underline;background:url(http://secretGeek.net/image/timeclassic_.png) no-repeat;"&gt;TimeSnapper&lt;sub style="font-weight:normal;font-size:0.85em;display:block;"&gt;down to $24.95!&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/web-application-stats-3.png" alt="(this is from my home computer, by the way)" style='clear:both;float:right'&gt;&lt;p&gt;People responded very positively to our other price drops, and this is perhaps a more sustainable price. We're not getting rich off it, I promise you, but we are getting enough sales to keep our interest piqued, and ensure that we keep improving the software.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;What are you afraid of?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;Something I'd like to know more about... what can we do to make TimeSnapper less terrifying?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A certain proportion of people, when they hear about TimeSnapper, or they see it in action, have this strange response, along the lines of:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;"I'd rather not know how much time I'm wasting."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;My analysis of this attitude goes something like this:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;You feel you are wasting a lot of time.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;You are not happy about how much time you're wasting.&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;You believe you're completely powerless to change.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;p&gt;If that's true, then having more information will indeed only make you &lt;em&gt;less&lt;/em&gt; happy. The tired old addage, "Ignorance is bliss" applies.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I strongly disagree with this sentiment, but I don't know the right way to persuade these people that information is a powerful motivator.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We could give one free psychiatric consultation with every copy purchased... but that might cost a bit much.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Otherwise I think we're doomed to give up on a certain slice of humanity: the very people most likely to benefit from our software.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What are your thoughts? Would you &lt;em&gt;"rather not know how much time you're wasting"&lt;/em&gt;? And if so, what could someone say to help you?&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:07:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Babbage and Boole!</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/boole_2.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/boole_2.asp950</guid><description>&lt;img src='http://secretGeek.net/image/damn_you_george_boole_s.png' alt='damn you george boole'  style='border:1pt solid #000;float:right;margin:4pt;margin-left:7pt'/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm looking for a talented graphic designer to help build the t-shirt design of my dreams, based on the &lt;a href='http://secretgeek.net/george_boole.asp'&gt;'damn you George Boole'&lt;/a&gt; motif.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Or not.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;On a separate, thought thematically linked topic... How awesome is &lt;a href='http://digital.library.cornell.edu/k/kmoddl/toc_babbage1.html'&gt;this paper, written in 1826&lt;/a&gt;, where Charles Babbage creates a notation for describing the state of one of his engines. Essentially he derives and explains the first machine language.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's pretty much lisp without the brackets, of course. No, it's maybe more like musical score, or guitar tablature even.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style='clear:both'&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:07:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Downloadable Slide-decks: "Build your own Tiny Software Company"/"F# eye for the C# guy"</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/te08_decks.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/te08_decks.asp951</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Here's a fistful of powerpoint slides from the talks I gave at tech-ed australia.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href='http://cid-8d6e7f5ab48f810b.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/Public/microisv|_TechEd|_2008|_rewritten|_edition.pptx'&gt;'Better than a license to print money' -- Build your own tiny software company&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href='http://cid-8d6e7f5ab48f810b.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/Public/fsharp|_leonb|_revised.pptx'&gt;"F# eye for the C# guy" (pptx)&lt;/a&gt; (Currently the world's only F# slide deck containing puppies.)&lt;/li&gt; &lt;li&gt;&lt;a href='http://cid-8d6e7f5ab48f810b.skydrive.live.com/self.aspx/Public/fsharp|_leonb|_revised.ppt'&gt;"F# eye for the C# guy" (ppt)&lt;/a&gt; (Word 97/2003 edition, OpenOffice compliant)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;The talks were a blast to deliver. I only wish there was more time to talk about stuff I love.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Regarding the &lt;a href='http://www.hanselman.com/blog/'&gt;Hanselman&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href='http://secretgeek.net/hansel_challenge.asp'&gt;showdown&lt;/a&gt; I ought to fill you in on the conclusion of that little chapter.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Somehow, early on the first night of the conference, there was a public arm wrestle conducted on a stage in front of a boisterous crowd. Not kidding. True.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Of course, I don't need to tell you who won that little bout. It will suffice to say that I no longer mangle or insult Scott's good name in public forums.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:12:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Simple Trouble Shooting Application Now Fixes Everything</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/simple_checklist_.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/simple_checklist_.asp952</guid><description>&lt;a href='http://secretGeek.net/checklist.html' style='padding:0'&gt;&lt;img src='http://secretGeek.net/image/checklist.PNG' alt='10 things to do to fix your computer' style='border:1pt solid #000;float:right;margin:4pt;margin-left:7pt'/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;I've re-packaged last week's &lt;a href='http://secretGeek.net/checklist.html'&gt;trouble-shooting checklist as an online application.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It's javascript based, web 2.0 friendly, has gradients (but no rounded corners, so it's not fully W2C&lt;super&gt;*&lt;/super&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In case you missed it -- &lt;a href='http://secretGeek.net/checklist.html'&gt;here it is&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;p&gt;I've given some (okay -- way too much) thought to this and have a rough idea about a complete expert-system for trouble shooting all computer problems.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Expert systems that I learnt about way back, in those crazy school days, seemed to be largely focused on medical topics ("male? definitely not pregnant. spots? might be measles."). More recently, circa 2002?, I recall a nifty expert system that could guess any 1970's television show you were thinking of. (Provided it was &lt;a href='http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070992/'&gt;'Happy Days' &lt;/a&gt; -- which it was).&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How about computer problems?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can envision some kind of wiki-like system where people who have solved their problems can contribute further Q&amp;A to a huge tree of diagnostic trouble-shooting possibilities...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Let me get you started...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Q.1: Is the power on?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A="N"?: Return "Turn the power on."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A="Y"?: Continue to Q.2;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Q.2: Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A="N"?: Return "turn it off and turn it back on again."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;A="Y"?: Continue to Q.3;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Enough theorising. Check out the &lt;a href='http://secretGeek.net/checklist.html'&gt;trouble-shooting checklist,&lt;/a&gt; share it with your loved ones. Use it to &lt;a href='http://secretGeek.net/checklist.html'&gt;solve your computing problems&lt;/a&gt;. And be good to each other. Once in a while. Please.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*&lt;/strong&gt; W2C = Web 2.0 Compliance.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 13:07:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>a simple checklist for trouble-shooting regular problems</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/simple_checklist.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/simple_checklist.asp953</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;With &lt;a href='http://jcooney.net/'&gt;Joe Cooney's&lt;/a&gt; help, we've constructed a simple checklist for trouble-shooting regular problems.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Have you got any further items you regularly find yourself checking off?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Please add more!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;check the event log&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;google it&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;reboot&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run iisreset&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;empty the recycle bin&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;hit ctrl+break&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;kill the   aspnet worker process&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;clear temporary internet files&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;touch the config file&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;degauss the monitor&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;remove everything from the   startup folder&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;"get latest" and rebuild&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;login as admin&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run ipconfig /renew&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check if capslock is on.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run a virus   scan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;download the latest CTP&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;disable and then re-enable the network interface&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;restart services (some/most/all)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;change your   password&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;unplug your router, and leave it unplugged for 10 seconds before plugging it back in&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;clear your cookies&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;add current site   to your trusted zone&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;disable javascript&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;try to ping the server&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;press 'clean solution' from the context menu in the solution   explorer&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;repair the installation&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run large magnets over all hard drives&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check the network cable&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;defrag the hard   drive&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;try it in a different browser&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run a spyware scan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;minimize all windows and check for a modal dialog&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;ensure   configuration is correct&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;see what has changed recently&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run process monitor&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run chkdsk /v&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;revert all checkins from anyone   named 'Gazza'&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run the windows update service&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;remove and then recreate all Bluetooth partnerships&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;do a hardware reset on your mobile   device&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;decompile + monkey punch + duck slap + donkey whack&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;what would jesus do?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;look for suitable workarounds&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;re-calibrate   your Geiger counter&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check for packet storms&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;best to rule out toxicological contamination early on&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;describe the problem in terms   even a child can understand&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;apply duct tape&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;increase the timeout duration&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;increase the maximum threadpool size&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;write to   your local minister or government representative&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;try using the Microsoft Online Crash Analysis to submit your crash dump bucket-id&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;disable   the customer experience improvement program&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;eat liver of sacred monkey&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;import the decryption certificate to the local client certificate   store&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;ensure sql server is setup for mixed mode authentication&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;bypass proxy server for local addresses&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check the hosts file and the   routing tables&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;use filemon to locate any other log files being accessed&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check the bios&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;update the device drivers for all   peripherals&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;attach a debugger, get a memory dump, look at it in a hex reader and post it to a forum&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;cleanse all user inputs&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;put a   try catch around it&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;replace the batteries in your wireless mouse and keyboard&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;recompile all dll's&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;uninstall the old version, re-  install the new version, apply hot fixes patches and upgrades&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;remove the case from your computer, and aim a fan at it&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check that you   haven't been blacklisted&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run diagnostic checks on surge protection units&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;add an index&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;remove an index&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;recalculate   indexes&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;ensure ftp uses passive mode&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;recalculate statistics&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;reboot in safe mode&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check kerberos delegation&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;review   query plan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;if 'automatically detect settings' is checked/unchecked, then uncheck/check it&lt;li&gt;kill rogue processes in task manager&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run   memtest.exe&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;boot from your emergency repair disks&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;follow standard knoppix data recovery procedures&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;tweak-UI&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;uninstall adobe   pdf reader&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;insert "Debug.WriteLine("up to line 53");" where appropriate&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;set tracelevel to verbose&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;flush buffers&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;% truss -t   \!all -t open a.out&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;use cdb or windbg. add in SOS for clr issues.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;field test any lightning protection devices&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;use a temperature   gauge on all hardware components, and compare against safe operating limits from manufacturer&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run it inside a VM&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check the   DPI.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;search the knowledge base&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;enable javascript debugging&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;turn off friendly http error messages in IE&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;set the current   culture to en-US&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;attach a multi-meter&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;roll back to your most recent backup&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check for GC pressure&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;empty the MSI   cache&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;temporarily allow popups&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;look in your spam folder&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;recompile. wait. recompile.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;turn off windows firewall&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run   caspol and give everything full trust&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;put yourself in the shoes of the program itself. if you were the program, what would you do?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;ask   hanselman&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;try wireshark. failing that, try fiddler. what does tracert show?&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check the blueprints and read over the uml.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;implement   the retry pattern.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;rtfm&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;delete the bios&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;attach anti-static wrist strap on every appendage&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;sit inside a faraday   cage&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;insert "alert('here');" where appropriate&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;overwrite every byte in memory the standard five times as pre-scribed by nsa   guidelines&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;reinstall the operating system from the original media provided by the supplier&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;add a lock statement&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;blame Irwin the   intern&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;blame the guy who left last week&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;blame the ESL guy&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;blame DNS&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;add a sleep statement&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;apply a fudge   factor.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run a spell checker over your code&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;light some candles. sacrifice chicken.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;set all DWORD's to 0 in the registry. Then delete   the registry&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;drop all databases.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;unregister and re-register all dlls&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;reboot 3 times&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;drink own urine&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run prime95   overnight&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;recompile the kernel&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;do the packets hop subdomains, and if so does NAS require a NAS forwarding service -- how about VLAN?  &lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;track down the original programmers who wrote the system, apply percussive trauma therapy.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;uninstall java&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;underclock   it&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;ignore it&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;post a request for comment on theDailyWTF&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;ask for correlating evidence that the problem even exists&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;sharpen   your wooden stakes before proceeding any further&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;melt silver crucifixes onto tips of all bullets&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;fill your water bottle with holy   water&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;call tech support&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check when daylight savings begins&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;simmer ground rhino horn on a bed of whale pancreas&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;plan and   enact your fire evacuation plan&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;bathe in holy water&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;increase dosage on all medications. check for interactions.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;bury heart of an ox   at midnight under crossroads on fullmoon&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;clean up your desk&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check that pump's suction pipe is elevated above bottom of pond. (Float the   inlet 18 to 24 inches below the water surface)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;wear shoes with six inch cork soles&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;wear raincoat, goggles, breathing   apparatus&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;climb into an anti static bag&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;always use a condom&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check pressure reading on gauges number 1 and 2&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;run it through   an oscilloscope&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check your immunization schedule is up to date&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;check for seismic/tectonic activity, solar flares, tsunami, meteor   showers.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;go and get a coffee. come back and look at it with a fresh set of eyes.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:06:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>secretGeek at Tech-Ed: "How to build your own Tiny Software Company"</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/teched_08_map.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/teched_08_map.asp954</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;(latest details)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img style='float:right;' src='http://secretGeek.net/image/teched_08_map.PNG' alt='tech ed australia map' style='border:1pt solid #000;margin-left:7px;padding:10px;background-color:#FFF'/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Turns out I'm talking at tech-ed Australia on Wednesday -- that's the first day  -- straight after the keynote.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;code&gt;09:45 AM      CT200 Build your own Micro-ISV:     Better than a license to print money : Location: Developer studio.&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The location, "Developer Studio" is in the main exhibition hall.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;So, as soon as the keynote finishes, head over to the main exhibition hall and get a good seat in the developer studio. You've got that?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Once you arrive, we'll try and make lots of noise to attract more people into the Developer Studio.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We want to have the biggest, most energetic, most boisterous chalk-talk that tech ed has ever had.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We can do that right? We want to put &lt;a href='http://www.hanselman.com/blog/'&gt;Scott Hanselady&lt;/a&gt; to shame and we'll do whatever it takes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Come on sunshine. Take out your mobile phone right now and set a reminder, at 9:40 AM, Wednesday 3rd September, just as your strolling out of the keynote,  "head to the developer studio in the main exhibition hall." &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Magical secrets of building your own software empire shall be unleashed...&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 11:23:55 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Bambrick versus Hanselman: Bring it!</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/hansel_challenge.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/hansel_challenge.asp955</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;So it turns out our old friend and nemesis &lt;a href='http://www.hanselman.com/blog/'&gt;Scott Hanselman&lt;/a&gt; is going to be talking at Tech Ed Australia (and New Zealand too). He's got something like 57 slots.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Other lecturers are terrified that their talk will coincide with Scott. For my part, I say BRING IT ON, HANSEL-GIRL!&lt;p&gt;If one of your presentations is simultaneous with mine... that's great. Let's make it a little challenge, hey 'Snot Hanselman'.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Who can draw the biggest bestest most evangelical crowd? Wiener-face Hanselgirl with his pansy rah-rah-'mvc-is-oh-so-great' shill tactics, or straight shooting, school of hard knocks Bambrick, with his tough lessons and hard won truths?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I giggle at your puny intellect, Hanselfool. I will crush you with my superior powerpoint skillzies. You are going to rue the day you set foot on my continent, H-Dog.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;And if it turns out that you are &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; competing with my lecture, then I trust you will be man enough to attend, and to witness how things are done, Down Under Style? Or are you too much of the big girl's blouse? I think so. Of course you are.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;(footnote for the humour impaired.... i'm a big fan of Scott Hanselman, a hanselfan infact, and i owe him a big thanks, because the fact he &lt;a href='http://www.hanselminutes.com/default.aspx?showID=61'&gt;interviewed me on his podcast&lt;/a&gt; is the direct reason i've ended up speaking at tech ed -- plus he's given me various pieces of encouragement in this topic over the last few years. Can't wait to meet the guy in person. (Will he sign my boobs? Let's hope so) All up, he's truly the bestest guy in the whole world)&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt; Which is not to say that I won't trash talk him in public every chance I get.&lt;/p&gt; </description><pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:11:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>RSS Advertising</title><link>http://www.fwicki.com</link><guid>http://www.fwicki.com/8</guid><description>&lt;table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0"&gt;
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&lt;/table&gt;</description><category>Technology</category><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:08:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Finding things with Virtual Earth</title><link>http://blog.colinmackay.net/archive/2008/10/13/4271.aspx</link><guid>http://blog.colinmackay.net/archive/2008/10/13/4271.aspx957</guid><description>Read More......(&lt;a href="http://blog.colinmackay.net/archive/2008/10/13/4271.aspx"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6746396" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:51:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Firoz's Blog " Posting ASP.NET form to another page.</title><link>http://www.firozansari.com/2006/06/04/posting-aspnet-form-to-another-page/</link><guid>http://www.firozansari.com/2006/06/04/posting-aspnet-form-to-another-page/958</guid><description>Read More......(&lt;a href="http://www.firozansari.com/2006/06/04/posting-aspnet-form-to-another-page/"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6746357" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:39:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ASP.NET.4GuysFromRolla.com: Enter and the Button Click Event</title><link>http://aspnet.4guysfromrolla.com/articles/060805-1.aspx</link><guid>http://aspnet.4guysfromrolla.com/articles/060805-1.aspx959</guid><description>Read More......(&lt;a href="http://aspnet.4guysfromrolla.com/articles/060805-1.aspx"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6746358" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:35:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>nathanblevins :  currently messing w/ starting a Web Routing / Dynamic Data / Cloud Storage application.  So much ground to cover here, lol.</title><link>http://twitter.com/nathanblevins/statuses/1012905389</link><guid>http://twitter.com/nathanblevins/statuses/1012905389960</guid><description>nathanblevins : currently messing w/ starting a Web Routing / Dynamic Data / Cloud Storage application. So much ground to cover here, lol. Read More......(&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/nathanblevins/statuses/1012905389"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6746328" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:24:20 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>People posting about Agility...</title><link>http://weblogs.asp.net/joelvarty/archive/2008/11/19/people-posting-about-agility.aspx</link><guid>http://weblogs.asp.net/joelvarty/archive/2008/11/19/people-posting-about-agility.aspx961</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;There's nothing more gratifying than seeing someone else say something about a product you build...&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;As you may know, I work on a CMS product called Agility, and CMS wire has recently been picking up on our monthly iterative updates to the hosted system.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;Check it out: &lt;a title="http://www.cmswire.com/cms/web-cms/agility-cms-shoots-for-enhanced-productivity-003470.php" href="http://www.cmswire.com/cms/web-cms/agility-cms-shoots-for-enhanced-productivity-003470.php"&gt;http://www.cmswire.com/cms/web-cms/agility-cms-shoots-for-enhanced-productivity-003470.php&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;More later - joel&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6746316" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category>Agility</category><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:22:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Javascript IntelliSense FAQ (includes details about css references in User Controls, too).</title><link>http://weblogs.asp.net/joelvarty/archive/2008/11/19/javascript-intellisense-faq-includes-details-about-css-references-in-user-controls-too.aspx</link><guid>http://weblogs.asp.net/joelvarty/archive/2008/11/19/javascript-intellisense-faq-includes-details-about-css-references-in-user-controls-too.aspx962</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;One of the biggest pain points that I find with Visual Studio 2008 is its inconsistency with IntelliSense (arguably, and ironically, its best feature).&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;In pages and master pages we can get IntelliSense with (properly) referenced javascript and css files.&amp;#160; We do NOT get this in User Controls.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blogs.msdn.com/webdevtools/archive/2008/11/18/jscript-intellisense-faq.aspx" target="_blank"&gt;Here&lt;/a&gt; is an FAQ from Jeff King that outlines some of this, and he hints at the notion of dealing with the issue of IntelliSense in User Controls.&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="http://blogs.msdn.com/webdevtools/archive/2008/11/18/jscript-intellisense-faq.aspx" href="http://blogs.msdn.com/webdevtools/archive/2008/11/18/jscript-intellisense-faq.aspx"&gt;http://blogs.msdn.com/webdevtools/archive/2008/11/18/jscript-intellisense-faq.aspx&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p&gt;More later - joel.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6746304" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><category>Visual Studio</category><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:20:17 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>RSS Advertising</title><link>http://www.fwicki.com</link><guid>http://www.fwicki.com/15</guid><description>&lt;table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0"&gt;
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&lt;/table&gt;</description><category>Technology</category><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:08:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Agrupar dados no GridView com apenas 2 linhas de c?digo, ? poss?vel ...</title><link>http://www.100loop.com/blogs/igortanure/archive/2008/10/23/agrupando-dados-em-um-gridview.aspx</link><guid>http://www.100loop.com/blogs/igortanure/archive/2008/10/23/agrupando-dados-em-um-gridview.aspx964</guid><description>Read More......(&lt;a href="http://www.100loop.com/blogs/igortanure/archive/2008/10/23/agrupando-dados-em-um-gridview.aspx"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6746326" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:10:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ASP.NET MVC HtmlHelper methods and CSS class</title><link>http://blog.veggerby.dk/2008/11/19/aspnet-mvc-htmlhelper-methods-and-css-class/</link><guid>http://blog.veggerby.dk/2008/11/19/aspnet-mvc-htmlhelper-methods-and-css-class/965</guid><description>ASP.NET MVC Read More......(&lt;a href="http://blog.veggerby.dk/2008/11/19/aspnet-mvc-htmlhelper-methods-and-css-class/"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6746330" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:07:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>shawnserson :  @karlseguin Hey buddy ever had issues with deadlocks in SQL using asp.net (webservices)</title><link>http://twitter.com/shawnserson/statuses/1011338481</link><guid>http://twitter.com/shawnserson/statuses/1011338481966</guid><description>shawnserson : @ karlseguin Hey buddy ever had issues with deadlocks in SQL using asp.net (webservices) Read More......(&lt;a href="http://twitter.com/shawnserson/statuses/1011338481"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6745319" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:19:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>p2p.wrox.com Forums - Focus or Scrolling</title><link>http://p2p.wrox.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=32759</link><guid>http://p2p.wrox.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=32759967</guid><description>Read More......(&lt;a href="http://p2p.wrox.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=32759"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6745315" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:17:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Autumn of Agile Iteration 1 Part B Primer Notes - Steve Bohlen</title><link>http://unhandled-exceptions.com/blog/index.php/2008/11/17/autumn-of-agile-iteration-1-part-b-primer-notes/</link><guid>http://unhandled-exceptions.com/blog/index.php/2008/11/17/autumn-of-agile-iteration-1-part-b-primer-notes/968</guid><description>Couple of nice resources/webcasts Read More......(&lt;a href="http://unhandled-exceptions.com/blog/index.php/2008/11/17/autumn-of-agile-iteration-1-part-b-primer-notes/"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6745316" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:16:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Laid off? Need a new technology? Free Microsoft Training and Education</title><link>http://weblogs.asp.net/nannettethacker/archive/2008/11/18/free-microsoft-training-and-education.aspx</link><guid>http://weblogs.asp.net/nannettethacker/archive/2008/11/18/free-microsoft-training-and-education.aspx969</guid><description>&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;Are you a developer who's been laid off? Have you been faced with checking the job boards to find your skills are nearly obsolete and there's nothing available? If you have the ability to program in an old technology, you can learn a new one. It may seem daunting at first, because you don't have the money to invest in new tools and training classes, but I assure you, you can learn ASP.NET and find a vast amount of free help without spending a dime.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;About a year ago I purchased the newest version of a non-Microsoft product that I had purchased about 5 years earlier. Back when, there was a Tutorial installed on the menu. But not so today. In fact, not only was there not a tutorial, but to get any type of tutorials, you were directed to a pay site, where you had to pay a monthly membership to gain access to any type of training. This seems counterproductive to me! Why would anyone buy a product they can't learn to use without dishing out thousands more dollars?&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;I love Microsoft. Say what you may about them, they make it easy for you to learn. What other software company offers fully-functional, non-expiring development software free? If you're into asp.net development, none of this is news to you, so move along. This is for those who are checking out Microsoft technologies. And with the recent rush of lay-offs, which have affected many of my developer friends using older development technologies, I can imagine many are now looking to update their experience by learning a new technology.&amp;nbsp;Don't lose hope,&amp;nbsp;Microsoft makes it easy to learn, use, and develop for free. So are you jobless and in need of learning a new technology, something that constantly shows up on the job lists? I'd recommend Microsoft's ASP.NET. Go to any job board and you'll see there is never a limit in the number of available jobs.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;For free development software, check out &lt;A class="" href="http://www.asp.net/downloads/essential/" target=_blank mce_href="http://www.asp.net/downloads/essential/"&gt;Visual Web Developer&lt;/A&gt;&amp;nbsp;Express Edition. I used this for an entire work-at-home 4-month contract with a client. At the time, I didn't have the money to invest in Visual Studio. But I found there was no limit to what I needed to do for this project. The client was aware I was using it, and there was absolutely no problem. You'll want to download both the framework and the express edition.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;"But," you say, "I'm laid off right now, I can't afford to pay for a website host or database!" No worries, you can develop a website locally and create a local database as well. All still free. If you're picking a new technology, use asp.net. You won't be sorry.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;"What about training?" you ask. Perhaps you're not the best at being self-motivated to hit the books. No worries again.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;&lt;A class="" href="http://www.asp.net/get-started/" target=_blank mce_href="http://www.asp.net/get-started/"&gt;Get Started here&lt;/A&gt; then check out all these free &lt;A class="" href="http://www.asp.net/learn/" target=_blank mce_href="http://www.asp.net/learn/"&gt;step-by-step videos to Learn ASP.NET&lt;/A&gt;.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;"But I need to get started right away!" you say. Check out these &lt;A class="" href="http://www.asp.net/community/projects/" target=_blank mce_href="http://www.asp.net/community/projects/"&gt;free, full-blown web site Starter Kits&lt;/A&gt;. Also, check out &lt;A class="" href="http://www.asp.net/dynamicdata/" target=_blank mce_href="http://www.asp.net/dynamicdata/"&gt;Dynamic Data&lt;/A&gt; to quickly get your admin pages up and going. With a little more effort, you can get your site off to a quick start.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;"But what do I do if I have questions? I can't afford Microsoft support." Check out these great &lt;A class="" href="http://forums.asp.net/" target=_blank mce_href="http://forums.asp.net/"&gt;ASP.NET forums&lt;/A&gt;. I recently had a tough problem, and a Microsoft employee stuck it out with me for several days until the problem was resolved. Didn't cost me anything.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;Need more training? Check out Microsoft's cutting edge event training on the latest breaking technologies from &lt;A class="" href="https://msevents.microsoft.com/" target=_blank mce_href="https://msevents.microsoft.com/"&gt;Microsoft Events&lt;/A&gt;. Just create a free account, and you're on your way to learn, whether you're an IT Tech, developer or business professional, or more. You can sign up for Live Webcasts, or past On-Demand Webcasts. Software to view these webcasts is downloadable free as well.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;Are you more of a designer, less of a developer? Check out &lt;A class="" href="http://silverlight.net/GetStarted/" target=_blank mce_href="http://silverlight.net/GetStarted/"&gt;Silverlight&lt;/A&gt;&amp;nbsp;and the &lt;A class="" href="http://silverlight.net/GetStarted/" target=_blank mce_href="http://silverlight.net/GetStarted/"&gt;Getting Started&lt;/A&gt;&amp;nbsp; and &lt;A class="" href="http://silverlight.net/Learn/" target=_blank mce_href="http://silverlight.net/Learn/"&gt;Learn&lt;/A&gt; pages. Ask questions and learn more in the free &lt;A class="" href="http://silverlight.net/forums/" target=_blank mce_href="http://silverlight.net/forums/"&gt;Silverlight forums&lt;/A&gt;.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;I don't work for Microsoft, but I wouldn't pick any other technology to learn and use. I feel your pain and hurt as you go through this trying, emotional time. The thought of having a family to support and feeling you're letting them down. Don't get discouraged. You can do this. It won't happen in five minutes, but it will happen. Just each day, learn a little more. And as you learn, keep notes of what new things you've learned and then you can look back and say, "Well, I'm this much farther than I was yesterday."&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;You might be in your 40's, 50's or even 60's and think, can I learn a new technology? Yes, you can! With diligence and self-motivation you can do anything! Are there companies out there who would hire someone your age? Yes, there are. Of course, there are some companies who want the fresh out of college age kids who are willing to work 80 hours a week for peanuts, but you don't want to work there anyway. You may have to take a cut in pay from what you were earning before the layoff, but look at it this way, you'll get paid to learn! Plus, you don't have to be stuck in a permanent, low-paying job. Hire on with a recruiting agency and just take a six-month contract. They'll ask if you would consider hiring permanent after the six months. Of course you would! You may love it there. But you're not forced to, and you don't have to. It gives you a chance to check them out and them a chance to check you out, and after six months you can stay or leave. But if you choose to leave, you'll be a step closer to getting paid more because now you have six months more experience under your belt.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;What about that job interview when they want several years of experience in this technology? Create a sample web application of your own design. If you have a laptop, take your laptop with you on the job interview, I always do. Then show them what you've done in your source code and on the screen. This is easy to do with &lt;A class="" href="http://www.asp.net/downloads/essential/" target=_blank mce_href="http://www.asp.net/downloads/essential/"&gt;Visual Web Developer&lt;/A&gt;&amp;nbsp;Express Edition. Just walk through your code and point out what you've done. They'll see your talent and skill.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;Admit that you don't know everything but show them what you do know. Most companies are not looking for know-it-alls. They want someone diligent, who is self-taught and who is teachable. With the combination of your previous experience and your ability to learn new technologies on your own, they should be impressed. If not, then it's not meant to be, and there's something better out there for you. Just keep learning.&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;Create your own development company. Then try to get jobs you can do for your church, or a friend, or your neighborhood association. Then, even if you didn't get paid for those jobs, you can show your potential new boss that you have actually worked on a full-blown, fully-functioning web application. (Just be sure to let these freebies know that once you get a job, you can't upgrade and maintain the site for free (unless you want to), and that this is something you are doing for free now in hopes of landing a job.)&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;You may be discouraged right now, but NEVER let it show in your job interviews. Plan and prepare what you are going to show and tell them! Don't wait for them to ask you questions, because they may ask about something you don't know, and then you'll be too flustered to talk about what you do know. Instead, ask if you can show them on your lap top (or a print-out of your source code and screenshots, if you don't have a lap top), what you have done. Then in advance, prepare, step-by-step the demo you are going to show them and what you are going to say. Practice on a spouse or a friend. That makes it easier for the interviewer to learn what you know anyway, so they'll love it. Don't let them know you're worried and discouraged and lost and forlorn and all the negative emotions you're feeling right now. Instead, put on your positive attitude and positive face. Say a prayer and go out and get that job!&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;DIV class=mnpMenuLabel&gt;Don't give up. God is there for you and you can do this!&lt;/DIV&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;&lt;EM&gt;&lt;SPAN class=sup id=en-NKJV-30466&gt;1st Peter 5:6-7&lt;/SPAN&gt; Therefore humble yourselves under the mighty hand of God, that He may exalt you in due time,&amp;nbsp;casting all your care upon Him, for He cares for you.&lt;/EM&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;May your dreams be in ASP.NET!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;Nannette&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P mce_keep="true"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6741454" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:14:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>jMVC.NET Demos</title><link>http://codeville.net/</link><guid>http://codeville.net/330</guid><description>Read More......(&lt;a href="http://codeville.net/"&gt;read more&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;img src="http://weblogs.asp.net/aggbug.aspx?PostID=6745317" width="1" height="1"&gt;</description><pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:58:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>TimeSnapper hits the local press... and more on Iceland</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/citynews_ts.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/citynews_ts.asp331</guid><description>&lt;a href="http://secretGeek.net/image/city_news.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/city_news_smr.jpg" alt="Business Software Idea is a snap in the (brisbane paper) City News" style="border:1px solid #000" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks to an eagle-eyed journalist, there was  a great write up about &lt;a href='http://TimeSnapper.com'&gt;TimeSnapper&lt;/a&gt; published this week in Brisbane's main inner-city newspaper &lt;a href="http://www.newsspace.com.au/city_news"&gt;"City News".&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;It was really exciting to be involved in this. The photo shoot was good fun, and luckily for me we were playing a "wear your suit to work" prank that day so I look flasher than I normally do.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The laptop in the photo belongs to &lt;a href='http://jcooney.net'&gt;Joseph Cooney&lt;/a&gt; -- he is probably writing a blog article just now, boasting "My laptop was in the paper this week." Damn show pony.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whether or not this will lead to a massive influx of new TimeSnapper customers, I can only wait and see. It ought to hit the right demographic, with its inner-city distribution: these desk bound labourers are the perfect target for &lt;a href='http://TimeSnapper.com'&gt;'the consultant's best friend'&lt;/a&gt;. Fingers crossed, of course.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;More on Iceland...&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;I get most of my news about Iceland from a site called &lt;a href='http://IcelandReview.com'&gt;Iceland Review&lt;/a&gt;. The site used to be all about the latest upcoming art or fashion shows in Iceland -- but is increasingly about the economic disaster. For example, &lt;a href='http://www.icelandreview.com/icelandreview/daily_news/?cat_id=16539&amp;ew_0_a_id=314630'&gt;the following statement&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;"32.5 percent of participants, ages 18-75, have considered moving away from Iceland because of the current economic crisis"&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This week they raised the local interest rate from 12% to 18%. Ouch!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Atli and his family are holding up very well, I think. With his awesome programming skills I think he's already got a few interesting options on the table.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 09:39:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>RSS Advertising</title><link>http://www.fwicki.com</link><guid>http://www.fwicki.com/24</guid><description>&lt;table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="4" cellpadding="0"&gt;
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&lt;/table&gt;</description><category>Technology</category><pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:08:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Is Corporate IT a form of emotional abuse?</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/corp_it_abuse.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/corp_it_abuse.asp333</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;There's a government ad posted all over the insides of many brisbane buses at the moment, that describes some tell-tale signs of an abusive relationship.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I took a dodgy photo of it with my camera-phone, in order to try and get this idea across...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src='http://secretGeek.net/image/abusive_behaviour.jpg' alt='Can you see signs of abusive behaviour in your relationship?' style='border:1pt solid   #000;margin-left:7px;padding:10px;background-color:#FFF'/&gt;&lt;p&gt;In case you can't read it, here's what it says:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;style&gt;.box {border:1px solid #88F}.box2 {border:2px solid #88F}&lt;/style&gt;&lt;table style='border:1px solid #008'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan='4'&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you see signs of abusive behaviour in your relationship?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='box'&gt;Restricting where she goes...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td  class='box'&gt;Monitoring her calls...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td  class='box'&gt;Telling her what to wear...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='box'&gt;Controlling what she spends...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think it's very easy to draw a parallel between each of these signs, and the behaviour of a typical Corporate (or Government) IT department.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;table style='border:1px solid #008'&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th colspan='2'&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can you see signs of abusive behaviour in your relationship to the IT Department?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;th  class='box'&gt;Abusive Partner&lt;/th&gt;&lt;th  class='box2'&gt;Abusive Corporation&lt;/th&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='box'&gt;Restricting where she goes...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='box2'&gt;Internet site filtering&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td  class='box'&gt;Monitoring her calls...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='box2'&gt;Email monitoring and phone logging&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td  class='box'&gt;Telling her what to wear...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='box2'&gt;Standard Operating Environment, corporate desktop-background, corporate uniform.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td  class='box'&gt;Controlling what she spends...&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='box2'&gt;Tiny size limits on mailboxes, highly bureaucratic purchasing process,&lt;br /&gt;draconian requisition restrictions and, worst of all,  lousy pay.&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 06:53:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Java Powered Internet? WTF?</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/java_powered_wtf.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/java_powered_wtf.asp334</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Java's been nagging me to update it, and I finally relented. When it finished, here's the screen it showed me:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src='http://secretGeek.net/image/java_available.PNG' alt='remember java? the future of computing circa 1996' style='border:1pt solid #000;margin-left:7px;padding:10px;background-color:#FFF'/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now what does that remind me of?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;What have I seen lately that this somehow conjures? Something in the wording...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src='http://secretGeek.net/image/java_available_what_what.PNG' alt='the java powered internet is now available to you... you lucky lucky thing' style='border:1pt solid #000;margin-left:7px;padding:10px;background-color:#FFF'/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;"The java powered internet..." now you can "experience" the awesome firepower of... ahhh, Ah, &lt;strong&gt;now&lt;/strong&gt; i remember (thanks &lt;a href='http://uncov.com/moar-like-failfox-amirite'&gt;Uncov&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Why didn't they just show this?&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;img src='http://secretGeek.net/image/java_available_firepower.JPG' alt='now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station' style='border:1pt solid #000;margin-left:7px;padding:10px;background-color:#FFF'/&gt;</description><pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 09:02:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Life is Upstream</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/life_is_upstream.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/life_is_upstream.asp335</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/David_Attenborough_Golden_Frog_th.jpg" alt="David Attenborough, studying the life cycle of a Business-Logic" style='float:right;clear:both'&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/Life_is_UpStream_th.png" alt="business logic fighting its way into the database where it shall burrow deep and undisturbed until the ends of time." style='float:right;clear:both; margin-top:10px;'&gt;&lt;h2&gt;(The closing words from a nature documentary about the life-cycle of a Unit of Business-Logic)&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;(the following is to be read in the voice of David Attenborough)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;"And now, the Business-Logic is weary with exhaustion, tired, confused and surely close to death.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"It cannot go on much longer, but at last, the end is in sight, as it has just now reached its final resting place, the database.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Here, at last -- many tiers from where it started, in the presentation layer of its infancy -- the Business-Logic has entered the sacred grounds in which it shall build its deep burrow, safe from the world, and from which it shall never again be shifted.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"Here, safely sheltered amongst the comforting tangle of stored procedures, the Business-Logic can begin to spawn its own generation of subtle bugs.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"And they, in their turn, shall drift, undetected, downstream, emerging as tiny pupa in the noisy pandemonium of the presentation layer where they too can begin the long journey back home, toward the database far upstream. A journey during which they too shall grow into powerful and sexually mature Business-Logic.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;"And so, life begins anew."&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p style='clear:both;'&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:38:53 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>TimeSnapper 3.3, and News From Iceland</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/ts33_iceland.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/ts33_iceland.asp336</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/ts_zoom_to_fit_twit_50.png" alt="one click to toggle the productivity of an application or website." style='float:right;clear:both'&gt;&lt;p&gt;In record time, we've produced a &lt;a href='http://timesnapper.com/releasenotes.aspx'&gt;new version of TimeSnapper&lt;/a&gt; -- we're up to 3.3.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If you're currently trialling TimeSnapper professional, and you install this one over the top, your 30 day trial we be reset, and you'll get a complete new 30 days to explore the program.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;If we can keep putting a version out less than 30 days apart, then no one need ever buy it again. Oops ;-)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style='margin-right:25px;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://TimeSnapper.com'&gt;&lt;div style="height:72px;width:220px;cursor:hand;cursor:pointer;padding-left:67px;padding-top:25px;font-weight:bold;font-size:1.2em;margin-left:10px;text-decoration:underline;background:url(http://secretGeek.net/image/timeclassic_.png) no-repeat;"&gt;TimeSnapper&lt;sub style="font-weight:normal;font-size:0.85em;display:block;"&gt;down to $24.95!&lt;/sub&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;The previous version included better reporting on websites, and this got a lot of customers excited, which in turn got us pretty excited. So we stayed up late a lot of nights, doing a bunch of things to utilise the web-reporting data.&lt;p&gt;So now, with the click of one button you can now set any application &lt;strong&gt;or website&lt;/strong&gt; as productive (or non-productive).&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;This is a huge win from a usability perspective, and it lets you generate far more accurate productivity figures with no extra effort.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/ts_zoom_600_monkey_50.png" alt="zooming right in, zooming right out." style='float:right;clear:both'&gt;&lt;p&gt;The playback screen, where you watch a re-run of your computing life, now has proper zooming in and out. This is a must have, particularly if you use multiple monitors.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;The web reporting is integrated into the application more deeply, and there are &lt;a href='http://timesnapper.com/releasenotes.aspx'&gt;numerous other requests&lt;/a&gt; from people that we catered for.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;All up this release makes TimeSnapper easier to use and far more compelling all round.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h2&gt;News From Iceland&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;p&gt;People have been asking me how my Icelandic partner Atli is going at the moment, with the current financial crisis which is hitting Iceland hardest of all.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Here's some photos he sent, looking out his office window last week:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/iceland_melting.png" alt="view from office window 1" style='clear:both' /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/iceland_melting2.png" alt="view from office window, moments later" style='clear:both' /&gt;&lt;p&gt;But he reassures me with a lot of hard work, a bit of good luck and plenty of sales from TimeSnapper, this just might be his next home:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/iceland_next_house.jpg" alt="iceland next home" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;So I think that now is an appropriate time to buy ;-)&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 18:45:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Growing Up Geek (A Hanselmeme)</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/growin_up_geek.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/growin_up_geek.asp337</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Scott Hanselman &lt;a href='http://www.hanselman.com/blog/MemeTimeGrowingUpGeek.aspx'&gt;posted up a picture of himself&lt;/a&gt; as a young Hanseldork and then tagged myself and others in hope that we'd perform the same kind of self-humiliation.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/Hanseldork2_3_60.png" alt="the young scott hanselman" style='float:right'&gt;&lt;p&gt;That's what Scott looked like ----&amp;gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'd like to think that I wasn't so geeky as all that. Kids that looked like Hanselman? I used to beat them up and steal their code.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Perhaps, now that i think of it, i was a &lt;em&gt;little&lt;/em&gt; bit nerdy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is it nerdy for an 8 year old kid to spend lunchtime playing chess against the librarian? Is it nerdy to read and write elvish runes?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Perhaps my big brother Jeb had a touch of the nerd. He taught me binary, boolean logic, and he taught me to program in Basic on the beloved Amstrad CPC 6128.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I asked him the other day whether the CPC6128 booted straight into Basic, or there was an intermediate OS. Here was his response:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;pre&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/673px-Amstrad_CPC_6128_50.jpg" alt="amstrad cpc 6128" style='float:right;clear:right;margin-right:-10px'&gt;The programming commands available right from ON comprised "Amstrad BASIC".&lt;br /&gt;The disk-related commands such as SAVE, CAT etc comprised "AMSDOS".&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;We had to put a special disk in and type |CPM &lt;small&gt;[i.e bar + CPM]&lt;/small&gt; to get the CPM operating&lt;br /&gt;system.  That's what we used for formatting or disk-to-disk copying.  Some&lt;br /&gt;games ran on CPM so were launched by putting that game's disk in and&lt;br /&gt;executing |CPM.  Most games and programs were executed with RUN&lt;br /&gt;"&amp;lt;nameofgame&amp;gt;"...&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Ahhhh, takes me back.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;(In contrast, the Apple IIes at CBC &lt;small&gt;[i.e. at school]&lt;/small&gt; always defaulted to booting from&lt;br /&gt;whatever 5.25" floppy was in drive A - with B spare for a data disk.  In&lt;br /&gt;those puppies you had to hold a switch on the back on startup for them to&lt;br /&gt;go into command-line AppleBASIC.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;p&gt;To fulfill the requirements of this meme, i ought to include a picture of what I looked like as a child. Here it is:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/Leon_as_a_child_50.png" alt="childhood"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Not too dorky. Of course now that I'm grown up I look far more suave:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://secretGeek.net/image/monkey_with_hat_50.png" alt="adulthood"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Smoking is cool, right?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;To spread this viral meme I'd like to tag &lt;a href='http://graysmatter.codivation.com/'&gt;Justice Gray&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href='http://jcooney.net/'&gt;JoCo Loco&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href='http://callvirt.net/blog/'&gt;Joel Pobar&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href='http://www.soulsolutions.com.au/Blog.aspx'&gt;the BronJohn collective&lt;/a&gt; and, for his &lt;a href='http://www.paulstovell.com/blog/bindable-linq-f-is-overhyped'&gt;sins against F#&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href='http://www.paulstovell.com/blog/'&gt;Paul Stovell&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;How about you? Grow up dorky? What's your story?&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:17:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Is that all you've got!?</title><link>http://www.secretGeek.net/isthatit.asp</link><guid>http://www.secretGeek.net/isthatit.asp338</guid><description>&lt;span style='float:right;border:1px solid #CCC;padding:10px;margin:5px;'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;What's the capital of&lt;br /&gt; the United States? &lt;br /&gt;(drum roll) &lt;br /&gt;About twenty cents. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/secretGeek/statuses/948985618"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just tell me now, world. Are we serious about this  catastrophic global depression or not?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Is this just another of your doomsday fads? Because frankly, some of us are a little tired of your melodrama.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Last month it was that peak oil business. Before that it was global warming and carbon trading. Then it was the obesity epidemic.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;You promised that the SARS coronavirus would turn into a pandemic that killed us all, if bird flu didn't get to us first.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;span style='float:right;border:1px solid #CCC;padding:10px;margin:5px;'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;http://&lt;br /&gt; IsTheEncomyDownForEveryoneOrJustForMe&lt;br /&gt; dot com. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/secretGeek/statuses/949526928"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;p&gt;And you wasted a lot of our money and effort worrying about this supposed terrorism wave that you promised would crush Western society into long-deserved oblivion. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Your flippancy on these negative promises has been remarkable and frankly my patience is wearing thin.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;I'm not going to drag up all the wasted years of worrying about the cold war, and the certain death from global geo-thermo-nuclear warfare with which you haunted my childhood years. But I will say this:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;span style='float:right;border:1px solid #CCC;padding:10px; margin:5px;'&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Global meltdown is &lt;br /&gt;going to finally &lt;br /&gt;give us all the &lt;br /&gt;one thing money &lt;br /&gt;can't buy. &lt;br /&gt; Poverty. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/secretGeek/statuses/952477499"&gt;#&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The best you've got for me is something about poor liquidity in the market place!? Seriously!?&lt;/em&gt; &lt;p&gt;Fuck you, Earth. You've got to do better than this.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Give me total fucking annihilation from blood-lusting aliens with nuclear guns in their finger-tips, or just shut up and let me write my code.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;lb.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 07:49:55 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>